Remember the late comedian George Carlin’s notorious late 1960’s performance about the “7 words you can’t say on television” without getting censored? (If you were too young or don’t remember, you can google them if you’re curious. They’re fairly common today, unfortunately).

Today, there are the 11 phrases you can’t say at work (if you don’t want to be sued).

Don’t know what they are? Suzanne Lucas (aka “The Evil HR Lady”) does and will enlighten alarm you in her latest blog post. Make sure you know what they are before you go to work on Monday.